Annie and I had this conversation in response to the fact that suburban St. Louis students are being punished for having a "hit a Jew" day:
ME: Next week: Jews hit back. Better hope they're the ACLU lawsuit kind, and not the King David Hotel kind.
ANNIE: No, they just organize a defense the next day in towns all over Persia. The king sealed it.
ME: That is why we must get a beautiful Jewess to seduce the King of Missouri.
ANNIE: Not it.
For the record, Melanie Blunt, first lady of Missouri, makes a relatively plausible Vashti (super-anti-Feminist interpretation found here).