Don't look at me all saucily like that. You know what I'm talking about and, secretly, you agree.I know, I know. It's hard. When Fashion says it's right, it's so hard to say it's wrong. I feel your pain. I know the siren call of fashions that will never suit my body, of formal shorts and skinny jeans. I feel your pain, I do.
But here's a hint: if it makes the model look preggers, it's not going to look good on you.
See how her eyes are downcast, as if to say, "Oh no! What was I thinking when I put on this dress? You can't even tell I have a figure under here. I could be smuggling the Hindenburg under here."
It's time to stand up for yourselves, women of New York. Stand up for yourselves and shout from the rooftops: I refuse to wear something that someone could mistake for a muu-muu! I refuse to walk around in what may be misconstrued as camping equipment! I refuse to be mistaken for a giant toilet roll cover!
Thank you for your time. Damn the man; save the Empire [waist].
XOXO,
Harley
4 comments:
Although this dress will probably make you look like a cow, I believe the correct spelling is "muu-muu". And what are they gonna push on us next- judges robes and house coats? Eep!
Noted and fixed. Thanks, Rohkl!
I made a similar rant on Valentine's Day '06. http://smelblog.blogspot.com/2006/02/big-tent-party.html
You're totally fucking right! Those dresses make girls look pregnant!
I say it all the time. I'm not a fashion expert and I'm a guy, but I know what I like and that ain't working.
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