An Update

In case you were not thoroughly confused, already, I took one last quiz:



The website explains:

Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 71%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 70%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 31%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 8%

What does it mean?

Congratulations. You're Modern Orthodox all right, but wait! Just when you were ready to live an idyllic happily-labeled life they announce Left Wing and Right Wing Modern Orthodoxy. What the heck is up with that? Maybe you need to rethink and refine some of your positions, and then take the test again so I can put you in a little box.

I need an aspirin.