Friday, November 16, 2007

"Bagel"?

I just had a "bagel sandwich" from Cosi. The bagel, if you could call it that, was a puffier version of the flatbread, squared off at the edges, and with a hole in the middle.

I now know what other ethnic groups felt when white people stole their music. I thought I felt this when I discovered that some companies sell blueberry bagels, but I really feel it now.

If you can't eat creamed pickled herring on it unselfconsciously, it's not really a bagel.

3 comments:

Jack Steiner said...

Herring- I just can't get into it.

Esther Kustanowitz said...

Yeah, those bagels are too oily and square. I think they were calling them "squagels" for a while. Don't know why that didn't catch on.

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