Virtual Approximations of Real Life

I love text generators. This is borne out by the fact that I ran all of my emails through the Pirate Speak Translator on September 19. I am just that cool. I also love Chuck Norris Facts.

What do I love more than those? Slate's Senator Allen insult generator.

I may be immature, but George Allen is a Jew.

In other news, while Americans are fat, Jews are sort of less fat. Reason #458 why you might want to keep kosher: it might make you thin(ner).