Apparently I am maturing backwards (much like the wizard Merlin), as, at the ripe old age of 20-something, I am struck dumb by "your mom" jokes. I find them hilarious.
I am struck by a Michael Scott-like impulse to follow every declarative statement with "Your mom is [declarative statement]."
Right now Harley, CJ, and the roommate are tied for who most wants to kill me.
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4 comments:
Thats what she said...
Um...I love "yo momma" jokes too. As in "yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry."
That is what we're talking about here, right?
No. What we're talking about is I will say something unrelated to mothers, such as, "Annie, your lunch is getting cold." And she will respond, "Your mom's getting cold."
And then I cry, rocking myself gently to try to comfort myself.
i am distraught to see that yourmom.com is no longer around. that was a good site. i was going to direct you there.
here's my favorite one from that site: i saw your mom at the freak show, petting the world's largest tortoise
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