Friday, November 03, 2006


According to Sen. Macacawitz via Slate, weekend polls favor Democrats because (and here I am paraphrasing) "they are lame and stay home on weekends. Republicans have more active social lives. Instead of answering the phone they begin relationships on AIM which culminate in some pedophilia."

1 comment:

Benjamin J. Cooper said...

I prefer referring to our senator as "that tobacco-chewing jerk with the Confederate Flag fixation."