Chanukkah: Presents, Part II

Laurel Snyder of Jewcy asks if we can justify giving Chanukkah gifts. If you can, and you want to give something cheap/absurd, here are some sources to check out:

Slate's last-minute drugstore gift guide

Dave Barry's desperation gift guide

I read the latter aloud to CJ, and had to stop, gasping for breath, between laughs. So if anyone is looking for a gift for me, I'd really like the ride-on cooler.