Despite my Chicago Plan, I am, at my heart, a Southerner. My favorite food is pickled okra, I unironically love Country music, and I say y'all like it's my job. One summer I almost took a job at the Museum of the Southern Jewish Experience, but it would have required me to live in Jackson, Mississippi, where the kosher food is scarce. Instead I make up for it by reading books and blogs about Southern Jewry.
Sadly, I think that someday soon they will come to take away my card. I was walking around the city this morning (after all, there is only ONE city) and it was brisk, bright, and windless. And *gasp* I enjoyed it. They are totally coming to take away my card.