Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Harley is a liar

She says that she does not wish to be married, yet often refers to me as her "wife." Her continued use of this title sparked the following exchange with my older brother:

Big Brother: When is the wedding party?
Me: It could be combined with my Chanukkah party on Saturday night.
Big Brother: Hey, if you're taking a wife, I want free food n' booze out of it.
Me: Ok, I will work on it.
Big Brother:Thanks. You know how to help a brother out.

My family is so understanding.

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