A Teaser

Harley: Dude, you should dye your hair red.
CJ: So that Annie will actually be attracted to me and not have to lie to herself?
Harley: Yes

5 minutes later

CJ: that's nice
Harley: What is? That you need to be a redhead for your girlfriend to love you?
CJ: yes

For the record, CJ is blond, and very attractive.