An Announcement of Epic Proportions

In a bit, I will comment on the superb Dai and also on a Jewish comic I saw Tuesday night, but first, an important announcement:

Annie is Superman.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Annie can't be Superman. For one thing, she's a girl. For another, Superman is a fictional character. Surely, if he existed, we'd see him on the news all the time. I know that you are skeptical, but allow me to assure you: Annie is Superman. How do I know? Let's just say I have it on good authority.

And for those of you who were wondering:

I am Spiderman.

Take that, third grade boys who wouldn't let me play Superheroes with them! I told you that one day, I would reign triumphant! I bet you all are so jealous... fifteen years later.

I am so lame.

Also, check out this breaking news, which has the Autodidact's panties in a bunch.