The Roommate has an ex-boyfriend that we (her friends) call "the ninja" because his name sounds vaguely like that if you are a) drunk, and b) laughing hysterically. In his honor I would like to present you with ninja-related content:
The first is Real Ultimate Power, or "The official Ninja website." It may be one of the most amusing sites I've ever seen. It reports that the three main facts you must know about ninjas are that:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Clearly these could also be applied to the Roommate's ex-boyfriend, a nice Jewish boy.
I am pretty sure that this guy isn't a ninja either:
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As a little boy, I loved two things - candy and ninjas. The only thing better than seeing a Ninja kick someone's ass is watching a Ninja battle a samurai. Actually, that isn't true. Hearing a ninja answer silly questions is pretty awesome too.
Check out this amazing vidcast, Ask a Ninja.
http://www.askaninja.com/
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