Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Jews Love: Ninjas

The Roommate has an ex-boyfriend that we (her friends) call "the ninja" because his name sounds vaguely like that if you are a) drunk, and b) laughing hysterically. In his honor I would like to present you with ninja-related content:

The first is Real Ultimate Power, or "The official Ninja website." It may be one of the most amusing sites I've ever seen. It reports that the three main facts you must know about ninjas are that:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Clearly these could also be applied to the Roommate's ex-boyfriend, a nice Jewish boy.
I am pretty sure that this guy isn't a ninja either:

And for all of your ninja t-shirt needs:
You can kick it, or clean house at noisebot.


Benjamin J. Cooper said...

Ninjas are peasants with an ego problem who had a blacksmith to make them crappy iron weapons on the sly.

Or, you could believe the Iga-Ueno Ninja Museum's hype, and think that ninjas invented gunpowder, writing, codes, and possibly floating soap. Also, they were vegetarians who rarely suffered from flatulence.

Harry said...

As a little boy, I loved two things - candy and ninjas. The only thing better than seeing a Ninja kick someone's ass is watching a Ninja battle a samurai. Actually, that isn't true. Hearing a ninja answer silly questions is pretty awesome too.

Check out this amazing vidcast, Ask a Ninja.

Benjamin J. Cooper said...

Samurai kick ninjas asses in a one-on-one fight. Samurai swords are not made by people in their spare time.