Harley (as we pass TGIFridays): My sister is the type of person who comes to New York and wants to eat there.
Me: I had an ex-boyfriend whose favorite restaurant was Olive Garden.
Harley: Olive Garden? Really?
Me: Yeah. That was the end of that relationship. I mean, not really, we had other problems, but that was one of the nails in the coffin.
Random Guy: Wow, you are tough.
Me: Hey! I mean, c'mon, OLIVE GARDEN, it isn't even a GOOD chain restaurant. And when you live in New York...
Guy: Haha, yeah, I guess so.
When you're here, you're not my boyfriend.