Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A Public Service Announcement

For all of you who are going to Bonnaroo, my mother (DaMom) has provided the following public service announcement:

Okay, now you need to know that parts of Tennessee are bear country.
As a result, I've attached a link to dealing with bears, as in surviving an
evening of coexistence with the unruly beasts: http://www.mountainnature.com/wildlife/Bears/.

Black Bears are Indigenous to Tennessee

Also: Do you have our new home phone number tattooed on your tushie?
You need to write it down right now and stick it everywhere a search party might
look. And don't think that because The Police are headlining this gig that
I feel any more secure.

You've heard it from my mom, folks, watch out for bears in Tennessee and don't forget to tattoo your parents' phone number on your tushie. Other than that, have a good time and keep your nose clean.

1 comment:

Annie said...

Black Bears are teeny. Not like Grizzly Bears.

Also, there was a bear at Mountain Jam. All you do is open your coat and make lots of noise. Usually they go away.